What shall I write?

     How exciting!  My first blog.  Now I get to choose what I am going to write about.  Without topics that my teacher friends use, I will create a topic for myself.  My Top 3 stupid things that have happened to me.


Here we go:
1.  Johnny on the Spot falls in front of my car on the highway.  Yes really.....Thank God it was empty, because there is no amount of antibacterial soap that could have saved this self-described germophobe from that!  The best  part, I call my friend who is a Hazelwood Police Officer and tell him what happens, and he asks me if I am OK, and when I say yes, he proceeds to start laughing uncontrollably.  He starts telling his police buddies and after they all have a good laugh, tell me "SHIT HAPPENS".


2.  Wal-Mart Checkers in a fist fight-This happened the last time I was at Wal-Mart, and I mean the VERY last time I will ever step foot in a Wal-Mart.....I was buying a gift for my niece's bridal shower and as I was checking out, the cashier in the lane next to me (let's call her Checker A)  started yelling at the cashier in the lane next to her (she is Checker Z).  It was one of those moments where you really can't believe it is happening.  All of the sudden Checker Z leaves her asile and goes over and grabs Checker A's hair and pulls her to the ground.  Checker A gets up swinging and it is a free for all!  The crack security team in the front of the store are standing there watching until the police came and take them away.  You gotta love Wal-Mart!  NOT!!


3.  Strange drunk guy licked my ear at a Madahoochi concert-I know it's gross.  What makes it worse is it was right in front of my husband, who did absolutely nothing!  The guy came up to me, asked me to dance and even though I told him "NO THANKS," he still had to dirty dance around me.  Donnie and his buddy Jim (who ended up knowing this guy) were laughing hysterically.   I figured the best way to get out of the situation was just to dance with him for the rest of the song.  Well, if you have ever seen Madahoochi, their songs can last 10 minutes plus....well, this one did! 
Well, the song finally ended and strange guy hugged me and said "thanks for the dance", then he freaking LICKED MY EAR!  I sat down and told Donnie what happened and he just laughed!  I love that he is so laid back, but DAMN!
     An addendum to the story--Strange guy ended up showing up at one of Donnie's gigs and sat with us at our table.  Toward the end of the night I finally told him what happened at the concert and he was really embarrassed and apologized to both me and Donnie. 


That's all for now....More to come later!